Cause you know I’d walk a thousand miles

Long distance editor relationships never work.

It’s 842 miles from here to Princeton. If I get lost a bunch of times and turn my map vertically, will that make it a 1000?


NOT ZEFRON!

*SPOILER* (hesthemostimportantHorcruxofthemall)

(via taleas-old-astime-deactivated20)


ricegoblin:

i got banned after having a account for 10 seconds…

ricegoblin:

i got banned after having a account for 10 seconds…


WhiPP: Disney Edition #2!

WhiPP: Disney Edition #2!


Collegiate Grief

OH MY GOD. I HAVE TO CLIMB TWO FLIGHTS OF STAIRS.

FUCK THAT, I’M AMERICAN.

TO THE ELEVATOR!


History according to that kid who fell asleep during that video about Hitler

History according to that kid who fell asleep during that video about Hitler


We face a global crisis, people. Forget about Somalia, we need free wifi!

We face a global crisis, people. Forget about Somalia, we need free wifi!


WhiPP: Disney Edition!

WhiPP: Disney Edition!


WhiPP: Disney Edition!"I went to a party and got really smashed in front of a guy I like, then I threw up on my shoes, so I stole some cheap ass clear shoes with the gel in them. They even lit up and shit. Speaking of lit up, I’m as lit as a fucking Christmas Tree…"

WhiPP: Disney Edition!

"I went to a party and got really smashed in front of a guy I like, then I threw up on my shoes, so I stole some cheap ass clear shoes with the gel in them. They even lit up and shit. Speaking of lit up, I’m as lit as a fucking Christmas Tree…"


WhiPP #47

My ex-girlfriend keeps hurling veiled insults at me and I can’t avoid seeing her because she rooms with my sister across the street from my apartment in the Village.

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